Feb
24
now thats how you snore cocaine.
(via heartvahudgens)
let's go all the way tonight.
Hey Ho everyone!
Everyone usually calls me Jana. 18.
Germany is my home.
Obsessions:
Vanessa Hudgens,
Paramore,
Glee.
love quotes and stuff.
funny posts.
things i really like:
True Blood
Vampire Diaries
The Hunger Games,
Food<3.
i'd love to make new friends so spam my ask and follow me ;) :**
Posts tagged omg
Oct
6
O MY GOD THEYRE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECVAUSE TH Ey HAVE TV SCREENS iN THEIR STOMACH S
(via omosapiens)
Sep
22
you guys i opened a door to let the dogs out and a fucking spider ran across my foot inside and then i was screaming and my mom dropped a plastic bowl on it to not let it run away and then it fUCKING GAVE BIRTH ON THE FLOOR IN THE BOWL AND THEN WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING
WHAT DO I DO
ITS STILL IN THE BOWL AND ITS JUST HAVING MORE BABIES
FUCK
IT DROPPED MORE BABIES
MY DADS LIKE GASSING THEM WITH SPRAY AND ITS STILL GIVING BIRTH
YOU GUYS THOSE ARE ALL BABIES
FUCK MY LIFE
There is only one solution:
(via most-awkward-moments)
Jul
14
How to catch a kangaroo in 0:32 seconds
ive been doing it wrong all these years
(via most-awkward-moments)
May
12
3o6:
oh my god. DHJVJSDDSFKD IM LAUGHING SO HARD ..i think i just peed.
OMG THE END, RANDOM OK
OMG THIS IS AMAZING!
(via letyourfreakflagwave)
Uhm did I just find a classical cover of katy perry’s E.T. say what??
this is the most popular post of my existence what is life
I really like this, it sounds like some sort of bbc drama theme tune.
H…how is this so beautiful
I really dislike the original, but this is just amazing.
Yes. Classical music is my… weakness. Jesus heaven almighty I’m weaker at the knees than I’d be if I got hit with a jelly jinx curse.
wowoweewow.
What the hell is breathing though how do you do it.
(via sstanatic)
Mar
18
“Bye, Rue,” I whisper. I press the three middle fingers of my left hand against my lips and hold them out in her direction.
Then I walk away without looking back.
(via brittanas)
Mar
17
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